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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach, as i want you to be

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Come As You Are
    Real Lyric: Come doused in mud, salt and bleach, as i want you to be

    The story:

    I've been a fan for 10 yrs....and was covering the song in a concert and afterwards someone told me i had said the wrong thing. I looked them up and well you know the rest.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/3/2002 6:32 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Wtf. It's NOT 'soaked in bleach'? For real, homie. O.o

    breakherlegs Jun 14, 2016 2:39 pm