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Come the day I awake the child inside
In the house of stone and light.
When I go, I will not put poop in my eye.

Artist: Martin Page

Song: In the House of Stone and Light

Real Lyric: Come the day I awake the child insideIn the house of stone and light.When I go, I will oh-oh-open my eyes.

The story:

This version was actually sung by my sister-in-law, who's famous for embarrasing herself with song lyrics. However, to her credit, when Martin is vamping at the end of the song, it DOES sound like he's adamant about keeping his eyes clean, and not just opening them.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/9/2006 6:51 pm

Age it happened

38

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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