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    Dirty thieves and the Thunder Chief

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap



    The story:

    One Friday night I was at my pub while the Classic Rock music satellite feed was playing. I exclaimed, "Right on!" and began singing.

    At the point where the chorus rolls around the bartender started laughing his ass off and asked, "WTF did you just say?" - he could barely get the words out through the laughter.

    I replied, "dirty thieves and the Thunder Chief" - at which he started laughing even harder. Through the tears of laughter, he told me, "Ted - it's 'Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap'!".

    My role as cheap entertainment fulfilled at this point I blushed, took a swig of beer and remained pretty quiet for the remainder of the evening.

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