Dodge van...please don't try to turn on the headlights

The story:

I was travelling with my work crew on the way to a jobsite. There were six of us in the truck and this song came on so I start singing along. I couldn't figure out why all the girls were staring at me like I was some kind of freak. Of course they let me finish the song before they burst out laughing and told me the real lyrics. I worked with that company for eight years and never lived it down. Every christmas I got a Police cd, of course.