"Don't give up on your face, love comes to those who believe it, and that's the way it is"

The story:

Actually it was my close friend who came up with this gem. The song was playing on her car radio and we were both singing at the top of our lungs, as we would for any Celine Dion song. When we came to this part of the chorus I heard something strange. So, when it came around again I purposely stopped singing and listened to my friend. I asked her to repeat what she sang just to be sure I heard her properly and couldn't stop laughing when she confirmed it. I asked her why she thought Celine would sing an inspirational song with lyrics directed at an ugly person who couldn't find love. It made sense to her. Every time I hear the song now I laugh.