Don't go around tonight,
There's gonna be a fight,
cause there's one bathroom on the ride.

The story:

I was riding in the car with my mom, listening to an Oldies station and was singing at the top of my lungs, and she started cracking up. I was 3. She thought it was so funny that she didn't tell me that I was wrong until about 10 years later...After everyone had heard me sing the wrong lyrics a thousand times.