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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't think I got no!

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Dirty Diana
    Real Lyric: Dirty Diana!



    The story:

    I was sixteen driving my nine year old sister and her friends someplace and the song came on the radio. I was blurting out at the top of my lungs, "Don't think I got no...". My mortified sister screamed, "What are you singing? It's "Dirty Diana". You are soo stupid!" Once I realized how much it embarrased her in front of her friends, of course, I continued to shout, "Don't think I got no" even louder. But my sister was right -- I'm notorious for hearing lyrics incorrectly -- why? cause I'm soo stupid!

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