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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't turn around on me, I kiss my food
    See I can see that look giddy up eyes
    The one that shoots me each and every time
    You grace me with your cold shoulder
    Whenever you look at me I wish I was hurt
    You shower me with words made of limes

    Artist: Adele
    Song: Cold Shoulder
    Real Lyric: Don't turn it round on me like it's my faultSee I can see that look in your eyesThe one that shoots me each and every timeYou graze me with your cold shoulderWhenever you look at me I wish I was her You shower me with words made of knives Whenever you look at me I wish I was her

    The story:

    Love this song!!!!!!!!!! So, naturally, I looked up the lyrics. I thought
    she meant his words were sour like limes.

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    Submitted by

    PeterPerson

    Submitted on

    12/26/2008 12:26 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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