Don't want no shored**k man

The story:

Yes, that's right - I thought it was "shored**k", or "sured**k", or something: a bit like the London place name Shoreditch I suspect! Best part was I was singing it out loud, with headphones on listening to an evening dance music programme on the radio, whilst my mother was there - and she didn't bat an eyelid or say anything. She probably thought it was shored**k as well haha! Back in the day when they played uncensored songs on the radio rather than editing non-swearwords such as "weed" and "gun".

I honestly had no idea that this song was about avoiding a man with a short penis!