Doo, doo, doo, Token on my back porch
There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels.
Look at all the happy preachers dancing on the lawn.

The story:

There was a karaoke contest at my friend's bar. They finally convinced me to sing, and that's the song they pulled up. I was confident, since I had heard that song all my life. I began singing it and of course...the song is NOT about toking on his back porch. Everyone enjoyed the version so much, I thought I was doing great, hamming it up, putting a fake "joint" to my lips...then afterwards they asked me "How did you come up with THAT parody?" Yeah...not cool.