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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Down the road, the old junk shop,
    Coming home to you
    I loved the way the colors ran
    The orange met the blue

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: I Do It For Your Love
    Real Lyric: Found a rug in an old junk shopI brought it home to youAlong the way the colors ranThe orange bled the blue

    The story:

    My husband is a huge Paul Simon fan, and about the
    20th time I heard the song, I finally heard it
    right. I just figured he was reminiscing about a
    mural he passed on the way home.

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    Submitted by

    Valkyrie

    Submitted on

    4/11/2015 2:53 pm

    Age it happened

    31

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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