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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dressed Up Like A Douche Into The Rotor of The Night.

    Real Lyric: Dressed Up LIke A Duece,Another Runner In The Night.



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    I First Heard It When I Was 18 Back In 1977.I Ws Riding With My Sister When The Song Came On The Radio And She assked Me If That Lyric Really "Douche"?To Which I Said "I Dunno.".Just Remember Kids,We Didn't Have The Internet;IPods;CableTV;VCRs;DVDs;Satellite Radio;The Fox Network and Anna Nicole SmithIn The 70's.However,You Could Legally Drink Alcoholic Beverages At Age 18. So You Know What we did for Fun??We Drank Beer;Listened To ZZTop;Blue Oyster Cult and KISS and Sang The The "Popeye Song"With Derogatory Lyrics About African Americans.FYI:In Answer To The Third Question,Yes and No.I Have Type 2 Diabetes and High Blood Pressure And I Take Meds For That.But No,I Don't Take Any Homemade Pharmacueticals Like Meth;Speed;Crack and Cheese.*(*A New KInd Of Drug Becoming Popular Among Teens In The DFW Area.)

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