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Artist: Brian Setzer Orchestra

Song: Jump, Jive and Wail

Real Lyric: Jump, Jive, and Wail!! You've got to jump jive and wail . . .

The story:

Driving with my cousin we were both discussing how ridiculous the song was, when we heard the DJ say, yes that was Jump Jive and Wail, swing is once again the thing. We felt like idiots and laughed at ourselves the rest of the day.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

8/6/2001 7:58 pm

Age it happened

26

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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