The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This one was actually from my college roommate. She was about as sharp as a marble - in 1987, she wondered why Ronald Reagan was on TV since "he was shot and killed several years back." She had no answer to "who in the **** do you think has been running the country this whole time?" Bless her heart.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
2/25/2002 11:22 pm
Age it happened
19
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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