Esmerelda,
born to myself
it helps me to live
In case of fire, break the glass
and run into the wall

The story:

For years, I had thought those were the right, even though it did contain a dumb fire plan: running into a wall. Anyway, I thought it was right because it was a hard rock song and they don't have to make sense. Well, I was voting on the backlog and found someone who had misheard the same song and I found I thought very dumb words were right. Anyway, I like my silly lyrics.