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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Every new boy that you meet doesn't look real surprised

    Artist: The Cars
    Real Lyric: Every new boy that you meet doesn't know the real surprise



    The story:

    I thought it meant that the girl had a reputation that preceded her. The new boys weren't surprised because they'd heard about her. lol At least no one else knows the lyrics either. I have no idea how many times I've sung these wrong lyrics in public, but my face is bright red right now thinking about it.

    It sorta makes sense though...

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