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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Everywhere are freaks and ferrets
    D*kes in Harrod's - tell me where is sanity?

    Artist: Ten Years After
    Song: I'd Love To Change The World
    Real Lyric: Everywhere is freaks and hairiesD*kes and fairies - tell me where is sanity?

    The story:

    Not embarressed, but I did wonder why anyone would why Alvin Lee would care if d*kes shopped at Harrod's! Not to mention ferrets!

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    Submitted by

    rsetser01

    Submitted on

    11/24/2009 12:27 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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