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Eyes up to Sharon, but I did not shoot the Deputy

Artist: Eric Clapton

Song: I Shot The Sheriff

Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

The story:

For a long time I lived with this terrible doubt: "If he's so-all dreamily happy with her, then why are people accusing him of shooting the Deputy?"

Then one day it occurred to me that perhaps the accusation of shooting the Deputy had something to do with the first part of the line.

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Submitted on

8/6/2011 2:45 am

Age it happened

44

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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