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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "Eyes Without A Face" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Billy Idol

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Eyes Without A Face" by Billy Idol? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Eyes Without A Face" Lyrics

    How's about a fish?
    I supply the babies
    Flies in outer space...touchin' human wa
    Eisenhower face.. your such a big disgr
    I supply the fish
    How's about a date?
    I survived the plague
    I supply the fish
    I'll survive the days
    Eyes without a race
    hows about a date
    How's about a date
    How's about a date
    How's about a date?
    Arse about face
    How's about a date.
    F**k the human race, your eyes without a
    My friend heard them as... (to be read w
    Camp is so bizarre... Eyes without a fac
    Rise without a pace
    How's about a date?
    I supply the fish
    Rise without a face.
    I'll supply the face
    How's about a date?
    How's about a date
    Howzaboutaway.
    hows about a date
    How's about a date?
    How's about a date?
    How's about a date
    How's about a date?
    (Her) eyes are out of space. Join the hu
    How's about a date?
    I'll supply the face
    How's about a date
    How's about a date, got no human gate, h
    "How's about a date"
    I supply the babies
    How's about a kiss? How's about a kiss?
    You have a fat arse
    I'll supply the fish

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