fartin on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters

The story:

This one came courtesy of my sister. She likes this song and so we were listening to it one day and she said, "Listen carefully, he says farting somewhere in here!"
We got to that part of the song thinking I was in for a laugh and I told her, "It's not farting, it's something else."
Her response: "Let's send that it in to Kissthisguy then."