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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Flies in the vaseline
    guaranteed to ruin your time

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: Life In The Fast Lane
    Real Lyric: Life In the fast lane, guaranteed to lose your mind

    The story:

    Actually, it was a guy I was dating. We were all out partying and he started singing at the top of his lungs. Everyone fell on the floor.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/1/2007 6:09 pm

    Age it happened

    24

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    My mother had a similar problem, only "guaranteed to blow your mind" and I suppose it would

    brettster2000 May 06, 2008 12:58 am