The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was 6. My name is Mary. Our family songbook had a black-and-white print of holiday merrymakers dancing around the wassil bowl etched above the lyrics. I was certain that the girl in the picture, wearing ribbons in her hair, was Mary Measure. To be certain, I asked my mom. My family is most unforgiving of honest mistakes. To this day I receive Christmas cards and gifts addressed to Mary Measure.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
2/2/2008 8:09 am
Age it happened
6
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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