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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Food to fill me up
    And warm clothes and all that stuff
    Shouldn't I have this
    Shouldn't I have this
    Shouldn't I have all of this, and

    Cashew nut kisses
    Cashew nut kisses, whoa oh oh
    Cashew nut kisses from you

    Artist: Mary Chapin Carpenter
    Song: Passionate Kisses
    Real Lyric: Food to fill me upAnd warm clothes and all that stuffShouldn't I have thisShouldn't I have thisShouldn't I have all of this, andPassionate kissesPassionate kisses, whoa oh ohPassionate kisses from you

    The story:

    The line dance teacher said she loved this track.
    The revelation of my lyric, she said, had burst
    her bubble over what is a lovely song.

    Mind you, the lyrics are so trite, I claim I've
    improved them.

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    Submitted by

    rogerfrost

    Submitted on

    4/9/2015 6:36 pm

    Age it happened

    48

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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