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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    For days and nights they battled the band that chewed their knees.
    They killed to earn their living and to help out the conga ease.

    Artist: Warren Zevon
    Real Lyric: For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees.They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese.



    The story:

    I was humming the song in university and started singing the lines when someone behind me asked, "Why would they 'chew their knees?' Those aren't the right words to that song." I tried to argue it but I checked online later and was mortified to find out they're in fact the wrong lyrics!

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