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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Four thousand holes in Blackburn's hankercheif
    And though the holes were rather small
    They had to count them all
    Now they know how many holes it takes to fill an albacore

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: A Day in the Life
    Real Lyric: Four thousand holes in Blackburn, LancashireAnd though the holes were rather smallThey had to count them allNow they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

    The story:

    Wasn't particularly embarrassing, but I did feel rather silly when I finally decided to ask about the lyrics sinse they sounded completely nonsensical the way I was hearing them.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/5/2004 8:26 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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