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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get a dose of her ejaculate skill
    It's her dinner when she dances to you

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Polythene Pam
    Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kiltShe's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

    The story:

    when I looked on the net and saw the real lyrics. I had thought John Lennon had been f**king around with words on LSD again, like in Revolution Nine.

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    Submitted by

    fayekane

    Submitted on

    5/22/2007 12:28 am

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    AND in his book "A Spaniard In The Works."

    WalrusGumbel Aug 06, 2017 1:08 am