GET MY TELEVISON FIXED SITTING ON MY LIPS,
THE LIVING ROOM IN MY PRIVATE ROOM,
WHILE THE MOM'S AND RAT'S ARE AWAY
TO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBT
TO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY TO KEEP ME INSANE AND SOMEONE ELSE IS INSANE

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WELL IT WAS WHEN WE WERE IN THE BACK GARDEN AND WE WERE LISTENING TO THE SONG ON A HOT DAY AND WHEN IT FINISHED MY DAUGHTER KATIE STOOD UP AND SANG IT AGAIN OF WHAT SHE THOUGHT IT SAID I STOOD THERE LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BUT NOW SHE IS 13 AND KNOWS ALL OF THE WORDS AND LOVES GREEN DAY AND OTHER ROCK BANDS AND STILL TRYING TO GET GREEN DAY TICKETS BUT SHE CANT EVEN THOUGH SHE SINGS TO THEM