Close
Submit Lyrics
Artists
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Songs
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Funniest
Newest
Login

Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

Total Submissions: 122,404 Submit Yours

Follow @kiss_this_guy

Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

Continue Reading...

Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

Continue Reading...

Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

Continue Reading...

Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

Continue Reading...

Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

Continue Reading...

Get up in the morning
sleep in through breakfast
so that every mouth can be fed
oh oh oh the hills are alive

Artist: Desmond Dekker & The Aces

Song: (Poor Me) Israelites

Real Lyric: Get up in the morningSlaving for bread SirSo that every mouth can be fedPoor, poor me, Israelites

The story:

of course NOW I can hear 'Israelites' but for over ten years I would have never guessed that was what Desmond Dekker was actually singing, despite the incongruous 'Sound of Music' association my brain made.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

5/14/2003 7:56 pm

Age it happened

25

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

Comments

Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!