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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Get up in the morning
    Sleeping for bread sir
    Sold out to every monk and beefhead...
    Ooh ooh me ear's are alight...

    Why find your kids when they buck up and a leave you?
    Darling Cheesehead said I was a yard too greasy..
    Ooh

    Artist: Desmond Dekker & The Aces
    Song: (Poor Me) Israelites
    Real Lyric: Get up in the morningSlaving for bread SirSo that every mouth can be fedPoor, poor me, IsraelitesWife and kids dem pack up and leave meDarling she said I was yours to receivePoor, poor me, Israelites

    The story:

    I should've bought Maxell [Joke that only British people alive and somewhat demented in the mid 80's will get]

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/1/1997 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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