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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for

    Artist: Savage Garden
    Song: I Want You
    Real Lyric: Getting comfy, getting perfect is what I live for

    The story:

    I thought he was trying to illustrate how chill
    and hipster he is until he found this girl. Like,
    "wow, he doesn't care about anything serious until
    he falls for this chick! He must be earnest!" It
    made sense in my head. :P

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    Submitted by

    lunayoshi

    Submitted on

    8/26/2016 3:15 pm

    Age it happened

    33

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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