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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give himself Prudence
    And I'll be dead
    Subway carriages the truth
    Ain't no religion of the insecure
    I must be myself, respect my youth
    But if I love his honesty
    In me, Capital H-I-M
    So hold on tight
    We're gonna record babe
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    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Born This Way
    Real Lyric: Give yourself prudenceAnd love your friendsSubway kid, rejoice the truthIn the religion of the insecureI must be myself, respect my youthA different lover is not a sinBelieve capital H-I-M I love my life I love this record andMi amore vole fe yah

    The story:

    Singing in front of my GF. It took her 2 minutes before she told me the real lyrics!

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    Submitted by

    vanhalen1014

    Submitted on

    4/14/2011 9:29 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I thought it was Subway can't rejoice and truth!

    starburst107 Jun 18, 2011 10:48 am