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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Give me a b***h boy to free my balls,
    I wanna get lost in your wok and hole.

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: Give Me The Beat Boys
    Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in the rock and roll,

    The story:

    Once again, I was stoned playing guitar with other
    musicians and I started goofin on this song when
    someone played it.

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    Submitted by

    stu_pitt_mohron

    Submitted on

    10/30/2011 12:36 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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