Give me your hot, naked rear, or else forget about it.

The story:

My sister, Heidi, have had numerous disagreements about mondelgreens -- mot often committed by me. But all her victories were erased a couple of summers ago when the song "Smooth" came on the radio. We were staying with some friends and one of us started singing the song. A sheepish look spread over Heidi's face as she heard the correct version, and she foolishly blurted out what she thought the words were. After the initial torrent of laughter began to subside, she threw gas on the fire by telling us she had been wondering how a song that explicit ever made it on the radio. More laughing ensued.