The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
When I was at a parochial school, I said this aloud
in prayer along with the rest of the school at the
beginning of the day, and even after I discovered
what the prayer was really saying, I kept saying my
version aloud, until I got into a little trouble for
it. But to this day, I like my version better.
Anyway, the bread at Roman Catholic churches is hard
(I think), and thus would taste stale.
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8/11/2014 3:38 pm
Age it happened
12
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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