God didn't make little green apples
And it don't rain when your eatin' those apples in the summer time
There's no such things as make believe
puppy dogs in the microwave, that's no nursery rhyme!

The story:

I was singing it in the car, and I asked my mum to explain me why the song writer thought of puppy dogs in the microwave. My mum just laughed, and I told her, "Don't laugh, you're just cruel, don't you like puppy dogs?". She then explained to me that the song didn't say that at all.