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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God Money! Not Looking for a Girl,
    God Money! Not Concerned about you're single or you're pure,
    God Money! Let's go dancing on your back to the room,
    God Money! You're not the one to choose.

    Artist: Devo
    Song: Head Like a Hole
    Real Lyric: God Money's Not Looking for a Cure,God Money's about the sick amongst the pure, God Money's Let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised, God Money's not one to choose

    The story:

    This isn't embarrassing enough? You've GOT to be kidding me!

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    Submitted by

    Balabanto

    Submitted on

    9/1/2009 5:41 am

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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