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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    God save the queen
    The fascist regime
    They made you a moron
    AND TOUCH YOUR WIFE'S BUM!

    Artist: Sex Pistols
    Song: God Save The Queen
    Real Lyric: God save the queenHer fascist regimeThey made you a moronPotential h-bomb

    The story:

    My best friend called me one day and said, "You've gotta hear this!!!" So she plays the first verse and she's laughing so hard she can barely talk, and she's like, "He just said AND TOUCH YOUR WIFE'S BUM!!!" And we couldn't stop talking about. Until I looked up the lyrics. She didn't believe they were really saying potential h bomb...

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    Submitted by

    tori_ruthless

    Submitted on

    3/10/2008 1:01 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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