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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the docks of society how. You can't keep geese in a penthouse: I'm going back to Mount Cloud. Back to the moulds & the sows & the woulds, humpin' the horny-backed cows-duh. No, I found the rest of my future life, beyond th

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
    Real Lyric: Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the dogs of society how. You can't plant me in your penthouse: I'm going back to my plough. Back to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the horny back toad. Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow-brick

    The story:

    Maybe last week, watching a DVD of Elton John on "The Muppet Show."

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    Submitted by

    onkilter

    Submitted on

    3/14/2014 3:50 pm

    Age it happened

    53

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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