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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got wash in my machine.....I somehow thought they were talking about laundry!!

    Artist: Bush
    Song: Machinehead
    Real Lyric: I walk to my machine

    The story:

    Well, luckily not too embarrassing...I just found out the lyrics moments ago and happily I'm alone!! My sister and I had all of the rest of the lyrics rewritten and were going to submit them to Weird Al Yankovic because we couldn't figure out why it said got wash in my machine...! You know...."Tide's in, dirts out, Tide's in, dirts out..." What do you think?

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/6/2002 12:08 am

    Age it happened

    32

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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