Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Grandma you should put on a little make-up!
    How to Scratch the feet within, then Shake-up!
    (how to scratch the feet within, then Shake-up!)
    Why'd You Leave the kids upon the table!
    Here you go, now off to Auntie Mabel'!

    Artist: System Of A Down
    Song: Chop Suey
    Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make upHide the scars to fade away the shake-up(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)Whyd you leave the keys up on the tableThere you go create another fable

    The story:

    Well I had been singing them this way for years, and it was only when I went to a Karaoke Party and the lyrics were being projected on a 74ft screen with about 30 people watching that I finally realised that I was wrong. So I started singing my lyrics without even looking at the screen trying to be clever, but it was only when everyone was laughing at me, I looked back at the screen and it Hit me, Very hard, I Was Wrong, Horribly Wrong!

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    Scrollguardian

    Submitted on

    6/29/2008 1:19 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!