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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ground control to Major Thumbs

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Major Tom
    Real Lyric: Ground control to Major Tom



    The story:

    A group of us recently were trying to sing the song - and my husband said it was Major Thumbs not Major Tom. When we told him the name of the song is Major Tom, he hurriedly said he thought it was Thumbs because of David Bowie's accent...
    too funny....

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