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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Growin' up leads to growin' old and marryin' Diane and Diane to me don't sound like very much fun.

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Song: Authority Song
    Real Lyric: Growin' up leads to growin' old and then to dyin' and dyin' to me don't sound like very much fun.

    The story:

    In the car with my roommate. She couldn't tell what the lyrics were either and thought it was about a chick named Diane! We laughed so hard at ourselves after that. I was hoping that those were the right lyrics because I have a friend named Dianne and would love to rub the lyrics in her face!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/15/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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