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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Half a minger lies here with me
    You put the other half at the bottom of the sea

    Artist: Vampire Weekend
    Song: A-Punk
    Real Lyric: Half of the ring lies here with meBut the other half's at the bottom of the sea

    The story:

    I was singing it to myself while getting the books out of my locker at school... the girl in the locker beside me obviously knew the song, and she laughed. Then she told me the actual lyrics!

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    Submitted by

    MrBagelGirl

    Submitted on

    5/26/2010 4:39 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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