Ham on rye.
Nobody cares about beef.
Want'cha just hand me a slice,
And just let me be?

The story:

It was my young son who mis-heard the lyrics. We overheard him singing it to himself as he played with his toy cars. We cracked up laughing.

When we asked him what he was singing, he innocently answered, "Ham On Rye, I heard it on the radio." He is now forty years old and we still tease him about it.