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Hannah comes, streets of London
Hannah comes, streets of Birmingham

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So you run down
To the safety of the town
But then Hannah comes to streets of Carlisle
Dublin, Dundee, Humberside

Artist: The Smiths

Song: Panic

Real Lyric: Panic on the streets of LondonPanic on the streets of Birmingham...So you run downTo the safety of the townBut there's panic on the streets of CarlisleDublin, Dundee, Humberside

The story:

It never came to me that the song title really should be in the song somewhere. Instead, I thought the song title was "panic" because, apparently, Hannah was following him everywhere...

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Submitted on

5/31/2008 9:23 pm

Age it happened

18

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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