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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Have you come here to play Jesus to the LEOPARDS in your head?

    Artist: U2
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?



    The story:

    Strictly speaking, I didn't mishear this, and it's not my story to tell. BUT, The Calling did a wonderful cover of this song- excepting the fact that the lead singer, Alex Band, sings the words as 'the leopards in your head'. This most likely doesn't belong here, but it still makes me crack up every time I hear that, wondering- is that really what he thinks the words are??

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