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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Have you heard about the lonesome bluebird
    Beaten by the queen of hearts everytime

    Real Lyric: Have you heard about the lonesome loserBeaten by the queen of hearts everytime



    The story:

    I was singing the lyrics in front of my wife at the time. She laughed and said I got the lyrics wrong, and that there was no bluebird in the song. She did understand why I might have heard it as bluebird. We are not married anymore. Maybe, it was because she was a music teacher and I had no musical ability.

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