He came later that night in a place snug and tight
in the rectum of some guy named Gerald.

The story:

Me and friends were partying when we heard this song on the
radio. None of us were paying too close attention to the radio, but
this is what I thought I heard sung. We called the radio station and
asked the DJ if that is indeed what was in the song. He corrected
us and suggested that we lay off of the beer.