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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He just smiled and gave me a bit of my sandwich.

    Artist: Men At Work
    Song: Land Down Under
    Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.

    The story:

    OK, there's no way I'm the only one that misheard this one. As
    a kid my rationale was that he was like a bully who, out of the
    kindness of his heart, shared with me just one bite of my
    sandwich. After all, he was 6'4 and full of muscles!!! Sounds
    scary to me!

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    Submitted by

    bailey1226

    Submitted on

    10/20/2016 7:41 pm

    Age it happened

    33

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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