Hello Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry

Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard up
Damn then sonsab***hes with their kill-nest

Artist: Primus

Song: Mr.Krinkle

Real Lyric: Hello Mr. KrinkleHow are you today?Seems the rumors are about your team might move awayNow, me I'm sentimentalBut I'm not one to crySay there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boatDamn then sonsab***hes with their gill-nets set afloatI flip on my tele and I watch the waters dieC'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me whyHey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard the brand new soundIt's a cross between Jimi HendrixBocephus, Cher and James BrownIt's called "Heavy Hometown"New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dryC'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why